Our plan to solve Year 2000 problems:

To all personnel,

The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Sept. 1999.
Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are
many sound reasons for doing this:

     1.  No Y2K problems
     2.  No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
     3.  No more wasted time reading and writing emails. Thank you.


Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:

Q:   My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all 
     over the screen.
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What's the shortcut for Undo?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I create a New Document window?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A:   Pick it up and shake it.

Q:   How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A:   Don't shake it.

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